‘Martin Kersels: Heavyweight Champion’ – Los Angeles Times
In the 1980s, Martin Kersels was a performance artist. In the 1990s, he became a performance sculptor. Kersels’ sculptures don’t look like robots, conventionally conceived by Hollywood and less predictably so in the scientific engineering lab. But in
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Stepping up the humour – New Zealand Herald
John C. Reilly (left) and Will Ferrell play a couple of loser bachelors who are forced to cohabit when their parents marry. Photo / Supplied by Sony Pictures ‘Step Brothers’ with Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly Prolific funny guys Will Ferrell and
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WE’RE HAVING A BABY! Funny or sweet, shower games can save the day – Indiana Gazette
Baby showers are a great way to bring everyone together in anticipation of the big day. While we all love seeing what gifts the mommy-to-be receives, simply spending the afternoon watching bibs and bottles be opened can become a bit boring. This is
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David Walliams: Confessions of a cross-dressing boy – Times Online
Is David Walliams gay? It shouldn’t matter, of course. And, as someone who didn’t bat an eyelid at George Michael and Elton John trilling Wrap her up, I’ll take her home with me/Wrap her up, she is all I need in a 1985 duet, I’m probably not
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Liberals are OK .. If you cook em long enough from Canada – Globe and Mail
Cathy Wilkie – you are a bigot and a hypocrit. Allow me to once again remind you what you stated in a previous blog. ‘Catherine Wilkie from Canada writes: Lukiwski has declared how the A team and B team mentality pervades the fears of some. Many post
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Blog Digest – Silicon Republic
The Mole is a bit like The Stig in Top Gear . He is a contributor to the Paddy Power Trader blog and his identity cannot be revealed, but he is at the top of his game in the financial world and charts the highs and lows of the stock market on a daily
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Chipper’s son, Shea, enjoys visit to stadium – Newsday
Nursing a stiff back, Atlanta Braves third baseman Chipper Jones sat out the opener of Saturday’s doubleheader against the New York Mets and expected to miss both games. Jones hopes to return to the lineup Sunday for his final chance to play at Shea
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Blog Digest – Silicon Republic
The Mole is a bit like The Stig in Top Gear . He is a contributor to the Paddy Power Trader blog and his identity cannot be revealed, but he is at the top of his game in the financial world and charts the highs and lows of the stock market on a daily
Source: www.siliconrepublic.com

Claire Beale on Advertising: Bill Gates as a comedian now that’s – The Independent
Bill Gates is shopping for shoes. He’s a size 10, and he likes his leathers on the cheap side. In fact, he’s a bone fide, platinum card-carrying member of the Shoe Circus Clown Club. Anyway, there he is trying on a snug pair of loafers in the
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Meet the It-boy – Guardian Unlimited
It is Sunday evening. In a dingy room at Radio 1 two skinny young men in big plastic sumo suits are revving up for action. ‘Ready?’ says a producer. ‘OK, let’s see you growling at the camera ‘And go!’ Simon from Scottish noiseniks Biffy Clyro
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Chipper’s son, Shea, enjoys visit to Shea Stadium – ESPN.com
NEW YORK —Nursing a stiff back, Atlanta Braves third baseman Chipper Jones sat out the opener of Saturday’s doubleheader against the New York Mets and expected to miss both games. Jones hopes to return to the lineup Sunday for his final chance to
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Madame Tussaud’s returns wax Hitler to Berlin, this time secure in his bunker
BERLIN (AP) _ Adolf Hitler has returned to Berlin.Madame Tussaud’s said Saturday it had returned a wax figure of the Nazi dictator to its newly opened Berlin branch weeks after the statue was beheaded by a 41-year-old German.Hitler’s figure can be viewed
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Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.
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Doctor Qualities
First year students at Medical School were receiving Their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
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Drunk Driver
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Mayor Nagin’s joke not funny to Ike evacuees – KLTV
NEW ORLEANS (AP) – Mayor Ray Nagin says he was only joking when he suggested that Hurricane Ike evacuees should request a discount – the “Nagin special” – when they stay at New Orleans hotels. But when evacuees got baffled looks from reservation
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Change we can believe in – Guardian Unlimited
Late morning in Henderson, the nice suburban neighbourhood Brandon Flowers calls home, and the Killers frontman is in his kitchen. He is, as is his wont, fretting. He has to leave soon for another day’s work at the band’s new recording studio. This
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Extra! Extra! Read all about Ricky Gervais – The Province
This is a big week for Ricky Gervais. On Tuesday, the final Podcast in the Ricky Gervais Show series will be made available for download, ending a record-breaking run for the British comedian, collaborator Stephen Merchant and their round-headed
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Chipper’s son, Shea, enjoys visit to stadium – am New York
Nursing a stiff back, Atlanta Braves third baseman Chipper Jones sat out the opener of Saturday’s doubleheader against the New York Mets and expected to miss both games. Jones hopes to return to the lineup Sunday for his final chance to play at Shea
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Surprises light up Toronto film fest – Boston Globe
TORONTO - One generally doesn’t go to an international film festival expecting to find joy on the menu, but that is what they’ve been serving here this year. Where the tenor of previous festivals has been high art, gritty realism, and political
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Trailer talk: A compelling preview matters – MSNBC
When Burn After Reading opens on Sept. 12, it will benefit from the reputation of the Coen brothers, who have followers who love everything from Raising Arizona and The Big Lebowski to Blood Simple and No Country For Old
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McCain Campaign Called for ‘End’ to Army ‘Future’ – Wired
The McCain campaign’s budget plan suggests that the Army’s massive modernization effort, ” Future Combat System[s] should be ended .” But, as noted earlier, that’s at odds with what the candidate himself is saying. Just yesterday, McCain went
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Solemn rituals mark seventh anniversary of 9/11 – Forbes
Familiar rituals of grief marked the seventh anniversary of Sept. 11 on Thursday as thousands paid tribute at the attack sites, the presidential candidates laid flowers at ground zero and children mourned parents they can barely remember. Sens. John
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Extreme costume dramas: The faux pas of fancy dress – The Independent
What is it about the thought of fancy dress that makes rational, intelligent people lose their heads, like small children made excitable by too many cups of orange squash? “Huzzah!” thinks the prince. “A fancy dress party! I simply must go as a Nazi
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Radiohead’s Thom Yorke goes skinny dipping – Daily Gossip
Amy Winehouse, British Sea Power, The Kills – your music gossip stop Welcome to the Daily Gossip: your daily stop-off to find out who in the world of music has been up to what. Today’s top gossip: Radiohead man Thom Yorke went skinny dipping off the
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Rules Are Rules
Typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: ‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don’t expect any hassle from you.
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Jewish Business
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
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Alimony
‘Mr. johns, I have reviewed this case very carefully,’ the divorce court judge said, ‘and I’ve decided to give your wife $275 a week.
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Why Hugh Laurie hopes ‘make or break’ move to U.S. will save his marriage
On the move: Hugh Laurie and his family are moving to the U.S. following his success in the TV show House The flurried activity at the five-storey townhouse in London’s salubrious Belsize Park has had the neighbours gossiping for weeks. Boxes of rubbish
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Richard Monette, former artistic director of Stratford Shakespeare Festival, dies at 64
STRATFORD, Ontario (AP) _ Richard Monette, the longest-serving artistic director of the Stratford Shakespeare Festival, has died at the age of 64.Monette, died Tuesday of a blood clot in the lung in a London, Ontario hospital, the festival confirmed
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The players’ player – Guardian Unlimited
Kirk Dawes: “Words are far more powerful than violence.” Photograph: David Sillitoe The first thing you notice about Kirk Dawes is his physical presence. He’s powerfully built, 6ft 2ins tall and weighing over 16 stone, with a 52-inch chest and a
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Apple’s Jobs shows new iPods, jokes about health – Reuters
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – A thin and smiling Apple Inc Chief Executive Steve Jobs launched a much thinner, curved iPod nano music player and joked about the state of his much-discussed health on Tuesday. But shares of Apple fell more than 4 percent
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No Questions, Please; Palin Sticks To Her Script – Guardian Unlimited
LEBANON, Ohio (AP) – John McCain took a risk in picking little-known Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as a running mate, but now the campaign’s playing it safer. She’s sticking to a greatest hits version of her convention speech on the campaign trail and
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Do Not Disturb – USA Today
Some shows try too hard, and some hardly seem to be trying. Take the plot the writers have come up with for Do Not Disturb , Fox’s latest and dare we hope last? sex-com. A tabloid story has come out about an oversexed staffer at The Inn, New
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Obama jokes on a.m. radio show – Detroit Free Press
Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama chatted with the folks at WKQI-FM’s Mojo in the Morning today, mixing business – like the need to get people registered to vote before Oct. 6 in Michigan—with some good-natured chat about how wife
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Police: Gary Coleman hit man with truck in Utah – Grand Rapids Press
AP Photo Actor Gary Coleman hit a pedestrian with his truck after arguing with him in a local bowling alley, police said. Payson police Lt. Bill Wright said Colt Rushton and Coleman got into an argument in the early morning hours Saturday over
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‘Funny Games’: The joke’s on us – Baltimore Sun
Funny Games is an art house Hostel—it mistakes self-consciousness for intelligence. In Michael Haneke’s American remake of his own 1997 Austrian film, a pair of young psychopaths, Paul (Michael Pitt) and Peter (Brady Corbett), seize control of a
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The ‘Body’ monologues – San Diego Union-Tribune
There they were, the four female stage artists, soaking in the power and truth of Eve Ensler’s play about obsessions with physical perfection. Then, their own publicity photos came in. Suddenly, instead of heeding The Good Body’s call to rise
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20-acre parcel a farm or country house? – Lincoln Journal Star
Acreage owners save money on taxes if their land is determined to be agricultural land. An acreage owned by Jon Large is one of the cases on its way to the Nebraska Supreme Court. The acreage is a 21.56-acre parcel near Raymond, with a residence on
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SheKnows : Food and Cooking : Recipes : Kids : Cooking with Kids : Hip – Sheknows.com
Instead of just packing up whatever lunch you think is fine, let your kids be part of the lunch planning. Carden says, I like to use the word foodstorm. It s my own little creation a way of saying communicate with your kids
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Sarah Palin, if her life was a movie – Los Angeles Times
L IKE MANY around Hollywood, I’ve spent an embarrassing amount of time during the week trying to decide which actress would be best to play Sarah Palin in the story of her life. I know conventional wisdom says that Tina Fey is a lock for the part
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Back to her best: Britney rehearses steamy new dance routine
At last year’s MTV Video Music Awards Britney was out of shape and forgot the words to her own song. But a year on the pop princess is back to her best – slimmer than ever and glowing as she rehearses the steps to a complex new dance routine. The clip of
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Celebrity Double-Take: Suzanne Somers vs. Linda Hogan
For today?s installment, we have Suzanne Somers (Three?s Company) on the left and Linda Hogan (Hogan Knows Best) on the right. Be careful: The combined wattage of their hair and teeth may cause blindness. (Make sure to check out more of our Celebrity
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