[Gossip] More Of Kim Kardashian’s Booty In Tight Spandex
Here’s Kim Kardashian at some gas station with her gigantic ass on display once again in tight spandex. I’ve also included a clip of Kim on Dancing With The Stars the other night. Sadly, her routine did not include any rapper-video-like booty shaking.
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JOKE OF THE DAY A cop pulls over a guy ‘Your eyes are red…’ More
A cop pulls over a guy. ‘Your eyes are awfully red.
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Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.
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[Gossip] Lindsay Lohan Finally Confirms Lesbian Relationship
We’ve known it for months but Lindsay Lohan, up until now, kept refusing to comment on the status of her ‘friendship’ with Samantha Ronson. But during a radio appearance last night, Lohan and Ronson for a ‘very long time.’ In wrapping up the
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Are My Testicles Black?
A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. ‘Nurse,’ he mumbles from behind the mask, ‘Are my testicles black?
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Rabbi In A Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.
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Browns’ Edwards feels team is pressing – Canton Repository
BEREA Maybe Marshall Faulk got sick of getting hit. Now he’s piling on. Faulk, perhaps the best player in the NFL when the Rams were running “the greatest show on turf,” asked a sarcastic question about the guy who might have been the best player on
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Iranian leader: New U.S. policies matter more than new president – Canton Repository
NEW YORK Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad arrived in New York this week to address the United Nations General Assembly. He sat down with Los Angeles Times’ Managing Editor Davan Maharaj, Foreign Editor Bruce Wallace and Jerusalem Bureau Chief
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Fresh blood for the vampire – Salon
It’s heavy weather for Obama fans, as momentum has suddenly shifted to John McCain—that hoary, barnacle-encrusted tub that many Democrats like me had thought was full of holes and swirling to its doom in the inky depths of Republican incoherence
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Faldo – the captain who failed from start to finish – Guardian Unlimited
Nick Faldo faces the press after Europe’s unsuccessful defence of the Ryder Cup. Photograph: Ross Kinnaird/Getty Images After the bemusing “jokes”, the questionable tactics and the resounding defeat, the Ryder Cup captaincy of Nick Faldo finally
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Who wants to see Sarah Palin as the next president? – Salon
Sen. John McCain, center, greets Levi Johnston, left, boyfriend of Bristol Palin, second left, the daughter of vice-presidential candidate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, right, as he arrives in Minneapolis Wednesday. Sept. 3, 2008 | The Republicans are
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DVDs: ‘Sex and the City’ – Seattle Post Intelligencer
147 minutes. Rated R. The movie update of the HBO show reunites Sarah Jessica Parker as writer Carrie with her buddies Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon. The foursome is joined by old associates including Chris Noth as Carrie’s man Big
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Conference diary – Financial Times
The union brothers were on good rhetorical form with Derek Simpson, joint head of Unite, calling for hedge funds and equity funds to be taxed out of existence . Cue applause. Tony Woodley, his co-head, raised the prospect of
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Inspiration of the day – Salon
There’s plenty to get depressed about in the world of sexual slavery (in fact, one might argue that there is everything to be depressed about), but here is a small sliver of something good: A Cambodian woman named Somaly Mam who has moved past her
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Former Blink-182 drummer, celebrity DJ injured in plane crash that kills 4
WEST COLUMBIA, S.C. – Former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker and celebrity DJ Adam Goldstein were both in a burn centre hospital in critical condition Saturday after a fiery Learjet crash in South Carolina that killed four other people, authorities said.
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Jewish Business
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
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The Interview
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman.
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Homeowners dig down for more space – Los Angeles Times
COME ON DOWN, Stefan Lemperle says. Here, 13 feet under the ground, there’s sunlight and fresh air, an open-to-the-sky patio with a rock-lined pond, a high-ceilinged lounge and a media room large enough to host dozens of friends. Lemperle’s new glass
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Linebacker aims for Pickett – Globe and Mail
Linebacker Saleem Rasheed isn’t taking quarterback Cody Pickett for granted. Pickett will make his first career CFL start Saturday when the Toronto Argonauts face Rasheed and the Calgary Stampeders at McMahon Stadium (TSN, 9:30 p.m. ET). People
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The Next Step For Steph – CNN Sports Illustrated
Since the NCAA tourney, Stephen Curry has been stradling two different worlds He got his shot from his dad, NBA player Dell Curry, who coaches his AAU team After losing to Kansas, the Davidson players came up with a plan of improvement After gunning
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The top ten links for internet humour – Daily Telegraph
The internet, much as you would expect, has its very own subversive subculture. The web is awash with clever in-jokes and amusing video clips that flit across cyberspace at the click of a mouse. Adorable: the Lolcats are one of the best-known
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Madame Tussaud’s returns wax Hitler to Berlin, this time secure in his bunker
BERLIN (AP) _ Adolf Hitler has returned to Berlin.Madame Tussaud’s said Saturday it had returned a wax figure of the Nazi dictator to its newly opened Berlin branch weeks after the statue was beheaded by a 41-year-old German.Hitler’s figure can be viewed
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Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.
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Doctor Qualities
First year students at Medical School were receiving Their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
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Drunk Driver
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Radiohead’s Thom Yorke goes skinny dipping – Daily Gossip
Amy Winehouse, British Sea Power, The Kills – your music gossip stop Welcome to the Daily Gossip: your daily stop-off to find out who in the world of music has been up to what. Today’s top gossip: Radiohead man Thom Yorke went skinny dipping off the
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Rules Are Rules
Typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: ‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don’t expect any hassle from you.
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Jewish Business
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
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Alimony
‘Mr. johns, I have reviewed this case very carefully,’ the divorce court judge said, ‘and I’ve decided to give your wife $275 a week.
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Why Hugh Laurie hopes ‘make or break’ move to U.S. will save his marriage
On the move: Hugh Laurie and his family are moving to the U.S. following his success in the TV show House The flurried activity at the five-storey townhouse in London’s salubrious Belsize Park has had the neighbours gossiping for weeks. Boxes of rubbish
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Richard Monette, former artistic director of Stratford Shakespeare Festival, dies at 64
STRATFORD, Ontario (AP) _ Richard Monette, the longest-serving artistic director of the Stratford Shakespeare Festival, has died at the age of 64.Monette, died Tuesday of a blood clot in the lung in a London, Ontario hospital, the festival confirmed
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The players’ player – Guardian Unlimited
Kirk Dawes: “Words are far more powerful than violence.” Photograph: David Sillitoe The first thing you notice about Kirk Dawes is his physical presence. He’s powerfully built, 6ft 2ins tall and weighing over 16 stone, with a 52-inch chest and a
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Apple’s Jobs shows new iPods, jokes about health – Reuters
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – A thin and smiling Apple Inc Chief Executive Steve Jobs launched a much thinner, curved iPod nano music player and joked about the state of his much-discussed health on Tuesday. But shares of Apple fell more than 4 percent
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No Questions, Please; Palin Sticks To Her Script – Guardian Unlimited
LEBANON, Ohio (AP) – John McCain took a risk in picking little-known Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as a running mate, but now the campaign’s playing it safer. She’s sticking to a greatest hits version of her convention speech on the campaign trail and
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Do Not Disturb – USA Today
Some shows try too hard, and some hardly seem to be trying. Take the plot the writers have come up with for Do Not Disturb , Fox’s latest and dare we hope last? sex-com. A tabloid story has come out about an oversexed staffer at The Inn, New
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Obama jokes on a.m. radio show – Detroit Free Press
Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama chatted with the folks at WKQI-FM’s Mojo in the Morning today, mixing business – like the need to get people registered to vote before Oct. 6 in Michigan—with some good-natured chat about how wife
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Back to her best: Britney rehearses steamy new dance routine
At last year’s MTV Video Music Awards Britney was out of shape and forgot the words to her own song. But a year on the pop princess is back to her best – slimmer than ever and glowing as she rehearses the steps to a complex new dance routine. The clip of
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Celebrity Double-Take: Suzanne Somers vs. Linda Hogan
For today?s installment, we have Suzanne Somers (Three?s Company) on the left and Linda Hogan (Hogan Knows Best) on the right. Be careful: The combined wattage of their hair and teeth may cause blindness. (Make sure to check out more of our Celebrity
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Presidential Contest
The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc.
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Sneak a peek at LiLo’s ‘Labor Pains’
The trailer for ‘Labor Pains,’ Lindsay Lohan’s first movie in two years, has hit the Web. The 22-year-old plays Thea, an unreliable assistant at a publishing house who fakes a pregnancy to avoid being fired, in the comedy. ‘Labor Pains’ also co-stars
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Usher takes ladies night on tour
Sorry, fellas: Usher’s upcoming tour is for ladies only. The multiple Grammy Award winner plans to announce details of his ‘One Night Stand’ tour soon – a series of 15 shows for women, according to the Associated Press. Usher, a married father of one,
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Best Soundtrack Ever Atlantic Dishes Out ‘OMFGG – ORIGINAL MUSIC FEATURED ON GOSSIP GIRL NO. 1,’ the First Musical Companion To The CW’s ‘Gossip Girl’
NEW YORK, NY. (Top40 Charts/ Atlantic Records) – Atlantic Records has announced the upcoming release of ‘OMFGG – ORIGINAL MUSIC FEATURED ON GOSSIP GIRL NO. 1,’ the first companion soundtrack to the hit CW series, ‘Gossip Girl.’ The album features an
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