Bill Murray Prepping His Proton Pack For Ghostbusters 3? – Access Hollywood
Bill Murray has made audiences laugh in dozens of films over his three-decade-plus career, but he says one stands above the rest. I think the first 45 minutes of Ghostbusters were about as funny as a movie gets, he told an audience at the
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Rebecca Twigley dismisses boob, nose job rumours – News.com.au
MODEL Rebecca Twigley, girlfriend of AFL star Chris Judd, has hit out at rumours she has had plastic surgery to refine her looks. The long-term girlfriend of Carlton captain and former West Coast Eagles skipper Chris Judd denies having surgery to
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That Crazy, Funny Lady – Faces
She burst into our lives with her breakthrough role in Scary Movie in 2000. Since then she has starred in other Scary Movie films as well as other comedies and this month she returns to tickle our funny bone in The House Bunny Anna Faris grew up in
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Camera Phone Pictures Worth Printing? – InternetNews.com
Camera-enabled cell phones are a great gimmick. You can snap funny pictures to send to friends, or record a special family moment on the fly. There’s even a college course in how to use camera phones to produce short movies. However, the inferior
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Meet the new face of satire as Hitler web craze goes viral – Guardian Unlimited
The scene is Adolf Hitler’s bunker. The F hrer stares at a map, surrounded by fearful generals. As they deliver bad news, he removes his spectacles with a trembling hand, the fury rising in him like a volcano. Speaking guttural German, his unkempt
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Women’s speaker not norm for Hatch – Deseret News
Former pop rock star Deborah Gibson posed nude for Playboy magazine in 2005. She starred at recent gay pride events and cruises. On Thursday, she was announced as a star of Sen. Orrin Hatch’s upcoming annual Utah Women’s Conference. When asked if
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That Crazy, Funny Lady – Faces
She burst into our lives with her breakthrough role in Scary Movie in 2000. Since then she has starred in other Scary Movie films as well as other comedies and this month she returns to tickle our funny bone in The House Bunny Anna Faris grew up in
Source: www.faces.com.my

KI announces Laughter Club, line dancing – Star-Democrat
STEVENSVILLE The Kent Island Senior Center in Stevensville has announced two upcoming programs. A meeting for the new Laughter Club will be held from 12:45 to 1:45 p.m. Wednesday, Oct. 1. Members can share jokes, tell funny stories, bring in pictures
Source: www.stardem.com

Camera Phone Pictures Worth Printing? – InternetNews.com
Camera-enabled cell phones are a great gimmick. You can snap funny pictures to send to friends, or record a special family moment on the fly. There’s even a college course in how to use camera phones to produce short movies. However, the inferior
Source: www.internetnews.com

‘Choke’ a 2-minute wonder – Santa Rosa Press Democrat
Fess up: You laughed when you heard the news that David Duchovny had checked himself into rehab for sex addiction. AP,Fox Searchlight Pictures/Jessica Miglio Brad William Henke, left, and Sam Rockwell are shown in a scene from “Choke.” It’s funny, or
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Dave Matthews helped produce new Palahniuk film – International Herald Tribune
LOS ANGELES : Dave Matthews has acted in a few films, but the Grammy-winning musician has been playing a behind-the-scenes role in Hollywood of late that of film producer. The singer of his namesake band co-founded ATO Pictures and has served
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[Gossip] More Of Kim Kardashian’s Booty In Tight Spandex
Here’s Kim Kardashian at some gas station with her gigantic ass on display once again in tight spandex. I’ve also included a clip of Kim on Dancing With The Stars the other night. Sadly, her routine did not include any rapper-video-like booty shaking.
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JOKE OF THE DAY A cop pulls over a guy ‘Your eyes are red…’ More
A cop pulls over a guy. ‘Your eyes are awfully red.
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Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.
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[Gossip] Lindsay Lohan Finally Confirms Lesbian Relationship
We’ve known it for months but Lindsay Lohan, up until now, kept refusing to comment on the status of her ‘friendship’ with Samantha Ronson. But during a radio appearance last night, Lohan and Ronson for a ‘very long time.’ In wrapping up the
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Are My Testicles Black?
A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. ‘Nurse,’ he mumbles from behind the mask, ‘Are my testicles black?
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Rabbi In A Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.
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The Craic: Gazza lives on – Setantasports.com
When Mark Twain famously wrote that Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated in response to a premature obituary, the American literary icon could not have envisaged that, over 100 years later, those same words would be applied to one
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Culture Clash: Comics either venerable, classic, or old and dusty – Norwich Bulletin
Meo: You know what’s not funny? The funnies page. In fact, have they been funny in the last decade? The last 15 years? No. Where have you gone Bill Waterston? Where have you gone Gary Larson? My garments are wrent. My teeth are gnashed. My humor
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Funny and/or Disturbing Sex Stories – Chud.com
This must be a viable thread idea. Certainly it has a broad, unoriginal concept reaching to the experience of most. Myself, I recall being on top of a girl who started taking pictures of herself in the moment. It was unnerving, and in the photographs
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Browns’ Edwards feels team is pressing – Canton Repository
BEREA Maybe Marshall Faulk got sick of getting hit. Now he’s piling on. Faulk, perhaps the best player in the NFL when the Rams were running “the greatest show on turf,” asked a sarcastic question about the guy who might have been the best player on
Source: www.cantonrep.com

Iranian leader: New U.S. policies matter more than new president – Canton Repository
NEW YORK Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad arrived in New York this week to address the United Nations General Assembly. He sat down with Los Angeles Times’ Managing Editor Davan Maharaj, Foreign Editor Bruce Wallace and Jerusalem Bureau Chief
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Fresh blood for the vampire – Salon
It’s heavy weather for Obama fans, as momentum has suddenly shifted to John McCain—that hoary, barnacle-encrusted tub that many Democrats like me had thought was full of holes and swirling to its doom in the inky depths of Republican incoherence
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Faldo – the captain who failed from start to finish – Guardian Unlimited
Nick Faldo faces the press after Europe’s unsuccessful defence of the Ryder Cup. Photograph: Ross Kinnaird/Getty Images After the bemusing “jokes”, the questionable tactics and the resounding defeat, the Ryder Cup captaincy of Nick Faldo finally
Source: www.guardian.co.uk

Who wants to see Sarah Palin as the next president? – Salon
Sen. John McCain, center, greets Levi Johnston, left, boyfriend of Bristol Palin, second left, the daughter of vice-presidential candidate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, right, as he arrives in Minneapolis Wednesday. Sept. 3, 2008 | The Republicans are
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DVDs: ‘Sex and the City’ – Seattle Post Intelligencer
147 minutes. Rated R. The movie update of the HBO show reunites Sarah Jessica Parker as writer Carrie with her buddies Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon. The foursome is joined by old associates including Chris Noth as Carrie’s man Big
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Conference diary – Financial Times
The union brothers were on good rhetorical form with Derek Simpson, joint head of Unite, calling for hedge funds and equity funds to be taxed out of existence . Cue applause. Tony Woodley, his co-head, raised the prospect of
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Inspiration of the day – Salon
There’s plenty to get depressed about in the world of sexual slavery (in fact, one might argue that there is everything to be depressed about), but here is a small sliver of something good: A Cambodian woman named Somaly Mam who has moved past her
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Former Blink-182 drummer, celebrity DJ injured in plane crash that kills 4
WEST COLUMBIA, S.C. – Former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker and celebrity DJ Adam Goldstein were both in a burn centre hospital in critical condition Saturday after a fiery Learjet crash in South Carolina that killed four other people, authorities said.
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Jewish Business
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
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The Interview
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman.
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Coleman accused – Boston Globe
Gary Coleman has been sued by a man who claims the actor punched him and ran into him with his truck in the parking lot of a Utah bowling alley, causing knee, back, and neck injuries. Colt Rushton , 24, of Spanish Fork says he and Coleman argued Sept
Source: www.boston.com

‘Ghost Town’ a lively comedy – Philadelphia Daily News
I would have bet that Hollywood would botch the job of finding the right project for offbeat Brit comic Ricky Gervais, but “Ghost Town” proved me wrong. It’s a consistently funny comedy that exactly captures Gervais’ gift for playing self-centered
Source: www.philly.com

Gary Coleman Sued Over Utah Bowling Alley Argument – FOX News
PROVO, Utah Gary Coleman has been sued by a man who claims the actor punched him and ran into him with his truck in a Payson bowling alley parking lot, causing knee, back and neck injuries. Colt Rushton, 24, of Spanish Fork, says he and Coleman
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Osbert Lancaster: The original style guru – The Independent
Osbert Lancaster s brilliant books and inspired cartoons educated the nation in architecture and design. Next month, his genius is being celebrated in a new exhibition at The Wallace Collection. Not before time, says Peter York How do you get a
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London Fashion Week: Street style takes over from celebrity-driven – Daily Telegraph
As thousands log on to view the latest snaps taken by a new breed of fashion photographer, street style has taken over from the celebrity-driven catwalk as the setter of trends. Kate Finnigan reports London Fashion Week and who, exactly, is looking
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Homeowners dig down for more space – Los Angeles Times
COME ON DOWN, Stefan Lemperle says. Here, 13 feet under the ground, there’s sunlight and fresh air, an open-to-the-sky patio with a rock-lined pond, a high-ceilinged lounge and a media room large enough to host dozens of friends. Lemperle’s new glass
Source: www.latimes.com

Linebacker aims for Pickett – Globe and Mail
Linebacker Saleem Rasheed isn’t taking quarterback Cody Pickett for granted. Pickett will make his first career CFL start Saturday when the Toronto Argonauts face Rasheed and the Calgary Stampeders at McMahon Stadium (TSN, 9:30 p.m. ET). People
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The Next Step For Steph – CNN Sports Illustrated
Since the NCAA tourney, Stephen Curry has been stradling two different worlds He got his shot from his dad, NBA player Dell Curry, who coaches his AAU team After losing to Kansas, the Davidson players came up with a plan of improvement After gunning
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The top ten links for internet humour – Daily Telegraph
The internet, much as you would expect, has its very own subversive subculture. The web is awash with clever in-jokes and amusing video clips that flit across cyberspace at the click of a mouse. Adorable: the Lolcats are one of the best-known
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Ricky Gervais on his new film Ghost Town – Daily Telegraph
Ricky Gervais and fame do not go well together. The creator and star of the television series The Office and Extras was recently thrown into the celebrity whirlpool of lights, cameras and screaming crowds in Toronto, where he was one of the star
Source: www.telegraph.co.uk

Gary Coleman sued over Utah bowling alley ruckus – Boston Globe
PROVO, Utah Gary Coleman has been sued by a man who claims the actor punched him and ran into him with his truck in a Payson bowling alley parking lot, causing knee, back and neck injuries. Colt Rushton, 24, of Spanish Fork, says he and Coleman
Source: www.boston.com

Palin parodies proliferate on the Web – MSNBC
It’s not just “Saturday Night Live” that’s preoccupied with Gov. Sarah Palin. Since Sen. John McCain named the Alaskan governor as his running mate, Palin has been the subject of countless videos on YouTube and other video sharing sites. Some praise
Source: www.msnbc.msn.com