Monday, June 30th, 2008
The Cannibal
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu… Tourist: $5.00 Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.
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Good Alaskan Fishing
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. ‘We’re sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,’ said one trooper. ‘Tell me!
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Maths And Logic
There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
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Sunday, June 29th, 2008
Joan Rivers heads for Edinburgh – Times Online
Joan Rivers is shocked. It s difficult to put this into any kind of realistic perspective, but let s take the sacking of Rome as an insufficiently spectacular metaphor. There go the Romans, conquering most of Europe and large parts of Africa
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Whatever happened to good, clean jokes? – Quad-Cities Times
Blame it on the politicians. You never hear a politician crack a good joke. One would be good for a couple dozen votes. I have the idea that there are no new good jokes. Everyone is too worried about gas prices to laugh about anything. If you send me
Source: www.qctimes.com
Struggling at Bayern, heroes in the Germany shirt – the strange world – Guardian Unlimited
Lukas Podolski and Bastian Schweinsteiger celebrate Germany’s victory over Turkey. Photograph: Sascha Schuermann/Getty Images After Germany had beaten Turkey in Basle in their semi-final on Wednesday night, Lukas Podolski and Bastian Schweinsteiger
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Sunday, June 29th, 2008
Star Tribune journalists are moving beyond print – Minneapolis Star Tribune
For many years, most print journalists have been able to remain invisible to the public, except for bylines. We’ve prided ourselves on our grittiness, and—let’s be honest—we’ve often made fun of our broadcast colleagues for their attention to
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Religion moves to Internet in electronic age – Lodi News-Sentinel
From last week’s sermon to church schedules, the Internet is bringing busy, Web-connected Lodi-area residents closer to their churches. Many churches have Web sites to at least provide vital information like the church’s address, phone number, e-mail
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Naomi Campbell, Iman and Jourdan Dunn grace Vogue Italia’s all black – Daily Telegraph
It is 40 degrees in Milan and, outside the Cond Nast building, Manolo Blahniks are sinking into the tarmac. Inside Franca Sozzani’s office the air is cool and rarefied as it should be around the editor-in-chief of Vogue Italia , widely
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AT&T may be getting ready to add multimedia messaging service for the iPhone, according to a new report. The iPhone Atlas quotes an internal AT&T memo saying AT&T will include the feature, which allows llowing transmission of text, pictures, and
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Carlin recalled as funny man, ‘perfect brother’ – Daily Freeman & Sunday Freeman
George Carlin with his daughter Kelly, left, and wife Brenda receives a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 1987. HIS NAME may be synonymous with the seven dirty words you can’t say on television, but in his older brother’s eyes, George Carlin was
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Saturday, June 28th, 2008
Footballers Get Robbed
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Interview: Get ready for the Jonas boys next door
Their self-titled second album has sold more than a million copies in the U.S. and they are also the stars of a forthcoming Disney movie blockbuster, Camp Rock, that is being tipped to outstrip High School Musical in the popularity stakes when it is
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Redmond O’Neal pleads guilty to drug charges
MALIBU, Calif.—Redmond O’Neal, the son of Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O’Neal, has pleaded guilty to possessing heroin and methamphetamine.The 23-year-old O’Neal pleaded guilty Thursday in a Malibu court to the two felony counts and a misdemeanor count of
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Saturday, June 28th, 2008
Date Lab – Washington Post
Van: Canned Mandarin oranges and smokehouse almonds, frozen California Pizza Kitchen pizza—survival food I could eat every day, and fairly nutritionally balanced. Carolyn: Peanut butter, ice cream and lemonade Your dating history as a TV show
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Finding Amanda – Philadelphia Inquirer
Directed by Peter Tolan. With Matthew Broderick, Brittany Snow, Steve Coogan and Maura Tierney. Distributed by Magnolia Pictures. 1 hour, 30 mins. R (sex, nudity, profanity, drugs, adult themes). Playing at: Ritz Five. “My 20-year-old niece is
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Read all posts by Margaret Kane in News Blog – CNET News
AT&T may be getting ready to add multimedia messaging service for the iPhone, according to a new report. The iPhone Atlas quotes an internal AT&T memo saying AT&T will include the feature, which allows llowing transmission of text, pictures, and
Source: news.cnet.com
Carlin recalled as funny man, ‘perfect brother’ – Daily Freeman & Sunday Freeman
George Carlin with his daughter Kelly, left, and wife Brenda receives a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 1987. HIS NAME may be synonymous with the seven dirty words you can’t say on television, but in his older brother’s eyes, George Carlin was
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Wednesday, June 25th, 2008
Dead Husbands
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. ‘How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first husband?’ ‘He ate poisonous mushrooms and died.’ ‘Oh, how tragic!
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Footballers Get Robbed
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Maria Sharapova skirts eye candy issue at Wimbledon
June 24th 2008, 2:07 PM Tennis star Maria Sharapova has ditched her usual on-court attire in favor of more practical gear. ‘I’m going to be debuting a new look,’ the No. 2 ranked player told Britain’s Daily Telegraph of her attire at Wimbledon. ‘I’m
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1..2..3!
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to perform in bed anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.
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Tuesday, June 24th, 2008
Armed with silly makeup, silly outfits and silly jokes, they aim for – Winona Daily News
Like theater performers, they primped and preened in front of lighted vanities an hour before the parade. They cracked jokes while slathering a thick cake of white paint on their faces. Red accentuated lips and noses. Gray formed a five o clock
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Appreciation: Carlin, from straight comic to icon – International Herald Tribune
LOS ANGELES : When he shucked the coat and tie for black T-shirts and jeans, grew his hair long and began to riff about those “Seven Words You Can Never Say on TV,” George Carlin became more than just the countercultural comedian. Carlin, who died
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Coach tries to keep Germans focused on prize – Globe and Mail
TENERO, SWITZERLAND Joachim Loew seems never to smile, but here and now, he is just about the only one who doesn’t. The coach of Germany’s national soccer team has a mop of dark hair hanging down over big dark eyes, and a clenched-lip look that
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Richard Prince: Continuation at the Serpentine Gallery – Times Online
Richard Prince must be an automobilophile. He collects car bonnets and turns them into works of art. He has a bodyshop next to his painting and photography studios in upstate New York devoted to the appropriation and appreciation of car parts
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Tuesday, June 24th, 2008
Turn down the volume on your e-mail – Mac Central
As I write this sentence, my e-mail application s inbox is empty. In fact, it s almost always empty at the end of the day. This seemingly amazing feat didn t require a great deal of technological sophistication, organizational wizardry, or
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Carla succeeds at reforming the ‘twit’ – Seattle Post Intelligencer
The French are different from you and me. Yes, they have Sarkozy. And they have Carla. And they have “the Carla effect,” as it’s known in Paris. If an American first lady, or would-be first lady, described herself as a “tamer of men” and had a “man
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Pictures: Body of first British female soldier killed in Afghanistan – Daily Mirror
The body of Corporal Sarah Bryant, the first female soldier to be killed in Afghanistan, returned to British soil today alongside three of her comrades. The plane carrying the body of the 26-year-old who was killed last Tuesday along with three SAS
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Malibu Surf & Turf War—The Rematch – TMZ.com
Private security was hired to patrol the beach where Matthew McConaughey surfs—but that didn’t stop another brutal beach beatdown from taking place yesterday between a band of violent locals and the paparazzi. After a beachgoer chucked a beer
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Thank God for Tim Russert – Baptist Standard
Like many folks across the nation, the death of Tim Russert touched me deeply. A week and a half later, fresh comments and insights still abound in newspapers and magazines and on TV and the Internet. I ve been surprised at how deeply I feel about
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Monday, June 23rd, 2008
A New Generation Unveils Risky Tricks – Washington Post
BALTIMORE, June 22—What the heck, Mike Spinner decided in practice last week. Why not try the quadruple tailwhip again? No one’s ever done the trick that sends the tail of a bike spinning around the front four times, while the rider grips the
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Grazia is handbagging its rivals into submission – The Independent
New agenda: editor-in-chief of Grazia, Jane Bruton, surrounded by covers from previous issues in her office in central London When Grazia magazine featured in its fashion pages a Zagliani handbag made of python skin injected with Botox and attached
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Couple reconnects after courtship ended by WWII - Chicago Tribune
GRAND CHUTE, Wis. – Two sweethearts who lost contact after their courtship was interrupted by World War II had a happy reunion 66 years later, brought together by a fortuitous discovery of a long-lost vinyl record. Shirley Kerber arrived on the
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Monday, June 23rd, 2008
‘Drillbit Taylor’ (teens hire a bodyguard—Owen Wilson—to protect – Chicago Tribune
We can’t go back to the dear old movie bullies of yesteryear. It’s too late. The world is now officially more dangerous and violent teens aren’t much of a punchline. The new Owen Wilson vehicle “Drillbit Taylor” knows this. The film’s eerily unfunny
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Hope you dig our hot dog contest – Kansas City Star
Summer s not summer without hot dogs. And FYI wouldn t be FYI without a silly contest once in a while. In our Dress a Dog contest, we re asking you to transform an ordinary hot dog (or brat or sausage) into a little person. Or something else
Source: www.kansascity.com
The Love Guru / * (PG-13) – Marshall Democrat-News
Mike Myers is back this summer skewering the self-help world of Eastern philosophy as “The Love Guru”. Paramount Pictures presents a film directed by Marco Schnabel. Written by Mike Myers and Graham Gordy. Running time: 87 min. Rated PG-13 (for crude
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‘Hannah Montana’ Star Visits Day For Kids – Morning News
ROGERS —There is a Mother’s Day, a Father’s Day and a Grandparents Day, but Sunday was Kids’ Day, said Erin Rongers, the public affairs coordinator for the Boys & Girls Club of Fayetteville. The Boys & Girls clubs of Fayetteville and Bentonville
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Jane McGrath dies aged 42 – News.com.au
Jane McGrath dies after long cancer battle Jane, 42, died with family by her side Jane and Glenn McGrath in pictures THE wife of former Australian cricketer Glenn McGrath, Jane, has died after a long battle with breast cancer. Jane, 42, had surgery
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The Carla effect – International Herald Tribune
The French are different from you and me. Yes, they have Sarkozy. And they have Carla. And they have “the Carla effect,” as it’s known in Paris. If an American first lady, or would-be first lady, described herself as a “tamer of men” and had a “man
Source: www.iht.com
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