Cheetahs Never Prosper
Each month the least popular joke is ‘removed’ from the list. As the jokes with the lowest ratings, these three are currently up for the chop. Two will survive, but one will be relegated to the Joke Graveyard.
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Crime And Punishment
A mother finds an S&M magazine under her son’s bed while cleaning his room. Understandably disturbed, she immediately shows the magazine to her husband.
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Land of OZ
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off they spin to the . After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. ‘WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD?
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Loved-up Paul McCartney goes back to the Psychedelic era with flower-power shirt
A day after going public with his new love for the first time Paul McCartney appeared to be heading back the Psychedelic era as he was pictured in London with a multi-coloured floral shirt. The 65-year-old looked to have raided his seventies wardrobe as
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Status Quo rocker Rick and wife Lyndsay are proud parents of twins
At a time in life when most people are contemplating their children flying the nest, 59-year-old Status Quo rocker Rick Parfitt has just become a father again. His third wife Lyndsay, who is 47, gave birth to a twin boy and girl near their home in Spain
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JOKE OF THE DAY Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and… More
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, ‘Hey, what’re you in for?’ ‘I’m getting my tonsils out.
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Stuck In The Hotel
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
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Good to see Indy, but ‘Skull’ is a mess – Carroll County Online
Harrison Ford returns to the role of Indiana Jones in the “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull You see the hat before the hero – that famous fedora, the one that stays put through every tricky situation, or at least remains at arm’s
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Girl, 12, whips up on boys on Oregon courts – Houston Chronicle
Funny how some people behave when the shoe is on the other foot. Young girls were kept off playing fields far too long because they weren’t supposed to be tough enough, then denied a chance to play against boys because they weren’t supposed to be
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Photos offer glimpse at life in 1940s small-town Iowa – Times-Republican
DES MOINES He spent his entire savings of $12.50 on the 35 mm Argus AF camera in 1939 and for four years documented life in the small Iowa town of Ridgeway. But it wasn t until he was diagnosed with cancer more than 60 years later that Everett
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Fat lady sings for Beryl Cook, the painter who loved loud society – Times Online
Britain has lost one of its best-loved artists, the painter Beryl Cook, who has died at her home in Plymouth at the age of 81. She had been suffering from cancer for some time but, typically reticent, had kept it all but a secret. There will be many
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Is Microsoft gambling away its Windows empire? – TG Daily
Opinion Some days just don t turn out in the way you expect they would. In the case of Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer, their appearance at D6 and a demonstration of a multi touch interface of Windows 7 created lots of feedback from the media, but
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Comedian Dick Martin, 86, of ‘Laugh-In’ – Philadelphia Inquirer
LOS ANGELES - Dick Martin, the zany half of the comedy team whose Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In took television by storm in the 1960s, making stars of Goldie Hawn and Lily Tomlin and creating such national catch-phrases as “Sock it to me!” has died. He
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Quintuple Threat Well-rounded Shea does it all in five different – Salem News
It’s almost as if Beverly’s Kellie Shea had a premonition about her high school athletic career when she was in eighth grade. Shea was a guard and a kicker on Beverly’s Pop Warner ‘A’ football team the year before she entered Beverly High. She liked
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Last half of ‘Laugh-In’ duo dies at 86 – Detroit News
LOS ANGELES —Dick Martin, the zany half of the comedy team whose “Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In” took television by storm in the 1960s, making stars of Goldie Hawn and Lily Tomlin and creating such national catch-phrases as “Sock it to me!” has died
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Andy Griffith – Hartford Courant
Among the memorable, music-related moments in Mayberry, on the classic TV sitcom The Andy Griffith Show, is when a jealous Deputy Barney Fife tries to talk a golden-voiced bumpkin-type named Rafe Hollister out of entering the town’s singing contest
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Joan Collins dances the night away at her 75th birthday party
A night out in the south of France had a surprise ending for Joan Collins thanks to her husband, Percy Gibson.After jetting in to her villa in St Tropez, Joan, who turned 75 on Friday, thought she was going for pre-dinner drinks at a friend’s luxury
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Prince Christian of Denmark’s regal playhouse
Mary and Frederik of Denmark give Christian a truly royal playhouse 25 MAY 2008Someday, he will be the real king of the castle. Until then, Denmark’s young Prince Christian has his own toy version to play with. and his wife, , surprised their little
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Surgical Patients
Four doctors who hadnt seen each other since their surgical residencies met at a medical seminar. Adjourning for dinner and drinks, they turned their conversation to who makes the best surgical patients: The first said, for sure, electrical engineers.
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Mike Myers and Adam Sandler return to film comedy – Los Angeles Times
Next month, Adam Sandler (“You Don’t Mess With the Zohan”) and Mike Myers (“The Love Guru”) will put out new movies—pieces of funny business that will open with much fanfare and then fade away, before returning on DVD and pay-per-view and Netflix
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DIRECTOR SUES OVER HEPBURN GAP AD - PR Inside
The director of 1957 AUDREY HEPBURN movie FUNNY FACE is suing Gap clothing company, for using his footage of the actress without his permission. The company agreed a deal with studio Paramount Pictures to show Hepburn dancing to Back in Black in the
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Director sues over Gap ad – KUTV
Publicity portrait of Belgian-born American actress Audrey Hepburn (1929 – 1993) as she wears a wide-brimmed hat and white blouse during the filming of the film ‘Funny Face’ directed by Stanley Donen, 1957. (Paramount Pictures, Getty Images) The
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Date Lab – Washington Post
Greg: I’m fun to be with and have a good sense of humor. And I’m ridiculously good-looking. Jenn: I can cook; I’m funny, and my mom says I’m pretty good-looking. But I think she’s biased. Desired superpower Greg: The power to fly. Flying is my
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Bill Wood: Photography of an unsophisticated outsider – International Herald Tribune
NEW YORK : It’s not a fine-art photograph, but it looks as if it could be: a man stands in front of a new single-story brick and cinder-block building holding open one of its glass and metal doors as though to invite us in. Large paper letters on the
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Best bets for Fringe fun – Orlando Sentinel
* ‘American Squatter’: Want to know what to do with those old family pictures? If you’re as funny as Barry Smith, you could transform them into something like American Squatter, a one-man show that turns PowerPoint into a work of art. Smith tells his
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‘Laugh-In’ comic Dick Martin dies – Miami Herald
Dick Martin, the zany half of the comedy team whose Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In took television by storm in the 1960s, making stars of Goldie Hawn and Lily Tomlin and creating such national catch-phrases as ‘’Sock it to me!’’ has died. He was 86
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Speedway Motorsports purchases Kentucky Speedway – Miami Herald
Bruton Smith, CEO of Speedway Motorsports, Inc., jokes as he poses during a news conference at Lowe’s Motor Speedway in Concord, N.C., Thursday, May 22, 2008. Smith announced the purchase of Kentucky Speedway. Speedway Motorsports Inc. has agreed to
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TV’s “Laugh-in” comic Dick Martin dies in Santa Monica – The Ledger
Dick Martin, the zany half of the comedy team whose “Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In” took television by storm in the 1960s, making stars of Goldie Hawn and Lily Tomlin and creating such national catch-phrases as “Sock it to me!” has died. He was 86
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Blood and Guts – New York Times
In the early 1990s, lacking direction after a breakup with a girlfriend, Shannon Burke left New Orleans (where he d been working in a bookstore), moved to New York and took a job on an ambulance crew. He was drawn to emergency medicine partly out
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Good to see Indy, but ‘Skull’ is a mess – Carroll County Online
Harrison Ford returns to the role of Indiana Jones in the “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull You see the hat before the hero – that famous fedora, the one that stays put through every tricky situation, or at least remains at arm’s
Source: www.carrollcountytimes.com

DIRECTOR SUES OVER HEPBURN GAP AD - PR Inside
The director of 1957 AUDREY HEPBURN movie FUNNY FACE is suing Gap clothing company, for using his footage of the actress without his permission. The company agreed a deal with studio Paramount Pictures to show Hepburn dancing to Back in Black in the
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Bill Wood: Photography of an unsophisticated outsider – International Herald Tribune
NEW YORK : It’s not a fine-art photograph, but it looks as if it could be: a man stands in front of a new single-story brick and cinder-block building holding open one of its glass and metal doors as though to invite us in. Large paper letters on the
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Pet skunk’s walkies turning heads – BBC UK News
Hannah Chapman hopes she has proved that the idea of pet skunks is not to be sniffed at by taking Ichi for walks. People have been stopping her to take pictures of the unusual sight in the Rosemount area of the city. Hannah told BBC Scotland that she
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Restoring race car helps Platt put tragic day behind – Atlanta Journal Constitution
It was a scene Rocky Platt once thought he would never see. His father, the old drag racer Huston Platt, and his one-time crew member, Randall Davis, were standing beside Platt’s old Camaro Funny Car, the Dixie Twister, which Davis recently restored
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Director sues over Gap ad – KUTV
Publicity portrait of Belgian-born American actress Audrey Hepburn (1929 – 1993) as she wears a wide-brimmed hat and white blouse during the filming of the film ‘Funny Face’ directed by Stanley Donen, 1957. (Paramount Pictures, Getty Images) The
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All my relations – and then some – Minneapolis Star Tribune
Edited by: Drew Hayden Taylor. Publisher: Douglas & McIntyre, 186 pages, $22.95 (paperback). Review: Sometimes funny, sometimes moving, sometimes wry and sometimes dry, these essays on Native sexuality go both ways and get around. T he campy cover of
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Director sues over Gap ad – WPSD TV
Publicity portrait of Belgian-born American actress Audrey Hepburn (1929 – 1993) as she wears a wide-brimmed hat and white blouse during the filming of the film ‘Funny Face’ directed by Stanley Donen, 1957. (Paramount Pictures, Getty Images) The
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Bill Wood: Photography of an unsophisticated outsider – International Herald Tribune
NEW YORK : It’s not a fine-art photograph, but it looks as if it could be: a man stands in front of a new single-story brick and cinder-block building holding open one of its glass and metal doors as though to invite us in. Large paper letters on the
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I can find my prom pictures! – Daily Gazette
I understand our friends at a Truly Unique news gathering organization on Wolf Road have asked readers to post prom photos on the Truly Unique Web site. Darn nice of them! Just so readers of the old Gazette don t feel left out, I am posting two of
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Crystal Skull has references to many films – Buenos Aires Herald
the peril is real it all lacks the tactile feel of, say, a giant ball bearing down, a wobbly rope bridgeback chase through a dusty canyon. Spielberg fashioned part one, Raiders of the Lost Ark, as a fun and funny, rough-and-tumble homage to
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Next-generation Rahal ready for Indy – CBS Sportsline
INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -If Graham Rahal didn’t know it before, he does now: There’s no such thing as a birthright at the Indianapolis 500. Having a famous name didn’t guarantee Rahal, son of 1986 winner Bobby Rahal, a smooth path to his first Indy 500
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Summer Reading – Wall Street Journal
An Italian serial killer. A Chinese coma victim. An American president in crisis. This summer’s crop of books tackles a global range of subjects. For our summer reading roundup, we spoke with publishers, authors, independent booksellers, online
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‘Sex and the City:’ Manolo tastes on a Payless budget – Seattle Post Intelligencer
Like any single woman worth her salt, I’ve had a lot of Sex—that is, “Sex and the City”—and probably can count the number of episodes I haven’t seen on one hand. The show was fun, frothy fare (not to mention great therapy after a bad blind date
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